Police officer: Anything you say will be held against you.
Me: an attractive person
Police officer: What? I don't get it.
Me: I want an attractive person, probably some celebrity all of Tumblr loves, held against me.
Police officer: Oh I get it. That's pretty good.
Me: Yeah, it gets a lot of notes.
Police officer: But I mean we should probably take you in. I mean it looks like you killed a guy.
